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Oct 15th 2013, 19:24

中國時報【瓦歷斯．諾幹】

我每天穿著鱷魚裝趴在騎樓走來走去的時薪是67元，老闆提醒我千萬不能嚇到小孩，否則沒有顧客上門就只好扒我的人皮製成手提袋賣給緬甸軍頭子。問題是，一隻左右搖擺走在磨石子地板的綠皮鱷魚怎能不嚇到路人？苦思後，我想到了點子。

有位牽著或抱著小孩的婦人走過來，我這隻鱷魚馬上站了起來，貼著牆壁遊走，就像一隻膽小的鱷魚。

結果老闆還是把我辭掉了，我滾出玻璃門聽到的最後一句話是：我們是Lacoste代理商，又不是台灣壁虎，幹！

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內容來源 : 中時電子報更新日期 : 2013/10/16 03:24

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